Dumpster Diving

I love garbage and trash! At every opportunity I head for the compost bin or trash burner. Yesterday I made it to the compost bin undetected. I was going in—head first—when I heard my name. I stood up and gave my innocent “you talkin’ to me?” look. Not even enough time to get to the good stuff, but I still had to take a bath.

Later I found a big dead katydid in the grass—yum!—something crunchy to eat. Before I got a good bite Auntie grabbed it from my mouth. Another missed opportunity.